Katelyn. Copious amounts of weird shit. I like my body and who I am. Sometimes I have a stereotypical teenage girl blog, for those times I'm sorry.
sometimes. via qsprn.
I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry
All I’m hearing is that you got to keep 5 donuts
F. Scott Fizgerald (via psych-facts)
These are cute.
IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG
The dino one is so cute
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
The Bed (1893), In Bed (1892), In Bed: The Kiss (1892), The Kiss (1892-1893), Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (Detail)